The Wandering Smell

February 27, 2008 | Category: Reflections & Musings

Guess what?

I totally forgot what thought provoking post I wanted to blog about. How blur can I get? Anyho, no I’m not back yet. I’m currently getting free WiFi here at Coffee Bean LCCT. Tried to catch an earlier flight back but unfortunately AirAsia is so anal about flight change. I’m fucking willing to pay but no, they won’t allow it. Even when I wanted to change names on the flight, they wouldn’t allow. They wanted an appeal letter from us along with the doctor’s confirmation that someone is sick and yadda yadda. Like what the flying fuck? We’re no longer in school okay? So anyways, I manage to get catch my flight yesterday, despite running around like a mad fuck.

The very one thing I hate about flying is that some people right, I don’t understand what they ate before they board the plane. The worst thing that can happen in the flight is having someone with bad breath sitting next to you or in front or on the opposite seat. Urgh. I had that yesterday. I know for sure that the dude sitting next to me ate a dead rat for lunch and the other fella, probably a week old rotten egg. Seriously, don’t these people know what mints are? Don’t they even check their own breath? Like yawning, some people yawn like they’re dragons, puffing as if your mouth produces perfume (as oppose to fire of course). Close your fucking anal mouth when you yawn please, thank you.

The other grievance I have about flying is when some people have no regard for quietness when they see other people having a snooze. They talk like they’re miles away from each other. So fucking rude. Again, I had that too yesterday. They were right behind me. Thank God for mp3 players. I’d rather listen to my music rather than knowing who you fucked last night okay.

I know the airplane is supposedly a public domain but honestly, please have some fucking respect for the people sitting next, behind and in front of you.

Please, get a good long shower and spray some cologne or perfume (not a whole bloody bottle), scrape your tongue, brush your teeth and keep your mouth possibly shut before boarding the plane. I’d appreciate that thanks.

3 Comments

  1. Bernard
    on February 28th, 2008
    1

    I agree with you too. Airasia just want our money. About the people, I strongly agree. Lots of time I saw rich guy also using this airline but thinks that they pay more than us. Want to potong jalan. Better they naik MAS lah kalau kaya… LOL

  2. Peter Tan
    on February 28th, 2008
    2

    So much anger…

  3. Dee
    on March 3rd, 2008
    3

    Bernard: LOL, yeah la..sometimes I see these people like a herd of cows. :P

    Peter: :D

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