Lay The Life Of Me

August 22, 2006 | Category: Reflections & Musings

The human emotion is a very very complicated thing to deal with. More so when it comes to the need for satisfaction. If one is not satisfied…all hell breaks lose but when the one is satisfied, the world is at peace yet once again. At the end of the day, we’re all never completely satisfied with whatever we do.

Every now and then I get complaints from guys friends who hardly (or never is a better word) get laid. Their excuse is that women get laid more than men. This is going to be a never ending argument because truth be told, both men and women equally get laid as many times with each other. Now this is what I told a friend one day, “accusing a woman who get more lays than he does isn’t very gentlemen like, it’s like he’s taichi-ing his problem on someone else.”

Yes, I can’t help but agree that female gender can easily get laid. But so can a man if you played your cards right. Common guys, I am pretty sure you have some trick up your sleeves to get any woman in bed. Or otherwise, instead of trying too hard…why don’t you just be yourselves? Unless, you’re a prick who has no respect for woman and only wants to get into her crotchless panties. If any of you are so frustrated…then I suggest you ask for some slick sauve advise from this sex guru. He doesn’t seem to have any problem get laid, that’s for sure.

You know, the world is a funny place to be. There used to be a time when women were called whores, and at this day and age, there’s even man-whores (term stolen from sex guru). It’s a trend now that everybody wants to get laid.

Now didn’t your mother teach any of you to respect the opposite sex (vice versa)?

My mother certainly didn’t and that’s God honest truth. Everything I learnt about the birds and the bees are from books and talks with friends.

Men and women all over the world are no different. Some men get laid more than women and vice versa. You don’t see anyone ending up in an asylum do you? It’s understandable (a pity in fact) that when men don’t get to score with the women they try to lay, they all go home wanking themselves silly. Did it ever occur to you that women do the same thing and that I mean fingering themselves?

To think that we’re all so concerned and mellow in self-pity about not getting laid, we’ve all forgotten about those who has never gotten laid ever in their lives. What about them? I know of women who hasn’t touched more less seen an erected dick and probably never will experience orgasm, ever. Now isn’t that just sad?

Don’t complain if you’re dick’s too small or your titties aren’t huge enough. You never had the chance to ask for how you wanted your body to be like, God gave them to you and I guess He expects everyone to learn to use it, well endowed or not.

So to those who has gotten laid at least once in your life, consider yourself lucky because the world is cruel place to be….even in bed.

2 Comments

  1. benjamin and yus
    on August 23rd, 2006
    1

    i guess you can say that i’m one of the lucky ones that has a sex slave…
    always wanting for more without asking for anything in return
    except wonderful sex lah…

  2. Rambling Mind
    on August 23rd, 2006
    2

    Now, should I or shouldn’t I say something?

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