The NonConforming Meme of the Dead

June 29, 2006 | Category: Reflections & Musings

I’m not very fond of memes, it makes me think. I’m a hardcore thinker therefore thinking gives me a headache and I am so not a conformist. Just because I get tagged doesn’t mean I’d do it. Fuck. I’ve just been tagged by frostier. Thanks. Glares at Frostier. I am so not going to follow whatever everyone else is doing with this die-die-die-die meme.

I (kinda) like my job at the moment, but there are 4 jobs that I would definitely stink at and they are in no random order. First, I worked as a telemarketer before I totally stunk at it because I would always be the lowest paying employee. Personally I find telemarketers an annoying bunch of people. I can’t sing a note to save my life, therefore I would certainly stink at singing. Although I took piano lessons when I was younger but it didn’t stop my voice from sounding like an overly deprived drunken toad. I’m scared shit of doctors so naturally I would also stink at being one. Enough said. Last but not least would be a snake wrangler. My knees will turn into jelly at the sight of it, even on tv so need I say more?

Over the years, I’ve made up plenty of nicknames for myself. Most of which did not stick except for these few, Dee Dee a name made up by my ex-boss (good friend now), then there’s goddessathena given to me by my bestest friend in the world. Vyne which only really really close friends and family call me by thy name. Aside from that, I am infamously known as dementedchic by most of you bloggers.

I love watching movies and I can watch them over and over and over and over again. So these are my favourite few, 1) Lord of the Rings, 2) Sound of Music, 3) Love Actually, 4) House (I know this is isn’t a movie but I’ve watching it 4 times already)

Like in my previous post here, weekends are very precious to me. What do I really love to do on weekends? Plenty. It just boils down to what are the most frequent ones. The very number one spot would be reading, especially when it’s raining. I would cuddle up under the blanket with a nice cup of tea next to me and read. If I’m not reading, then I’d be watching whatever movies that’s on TV or my small DVD collection. On rare occassions, I would bake on the weekends. But if my legs and hands are itching, then you’ll see me going for a shopping spree on Sundays.

Years back, I used to be a hardcore drinker. Daily consumption of alchohol is a must for me. But ever since my sister’s passing (no she did not die of alchohol OD) I decided that I really should take care of myself. Nowadays, I occassionally enjoy a glass or two (or more if I’m partying). Top favourites will be bacardi & coke. I have been having drinking bacardi & coke ever since I could remember. I also love screwdriver because I love OJ (not OJ Simpson). When at a formal party I regularly drink white or red wine. I don’t drink beer because it makes me pee alot although there are a few that I like - Heineken, Hoergarten and Kilkenny. But those aren’t my top favourites, Bailey’s Irish Cream is; try it with vanilla ice-cream.

I often tell people I’m overworked and underpaid. It’s the truth. All day long I would day dream the day I would become a multi-millionaire. But not without dreaming of the places I want to go before I die. Truth be told, I’m a sun, sand and sea girl. I love the water and I love the sun and I especially love being at the beach. My most favourite place to visit will be Bora Bora, Tahiti because it’s just so pretty. My next destination will be Goa, India because India is just an exotic place to be. Whoever misses going to Gold Coast, Australia ought to be shot in the titties. I was told it’s a great place and I am planning to visit real soon (I hope). Those Greek Islands, Greece are just breathtaking. Greeks are so laid back.

I should be so lucky if I ever get a date in this lifetime. Nonetheless, it doesn’t hurt to dream about it, right? So which 4 celebrities I want to go on a big date with? If ever this character exist in real life, I would want to date Dr. Gregory House. He’s such a sarcarstic piece of shit and sexy at that. I don’t even mind dating a boring lawyer like Colin Firth or a secret service agent like Matthew Goode. Yes, you got me, I love English men but they’re horrible in bed. I hate to admit though I love men who are mysterious just like March Blucas. Good that he isn’t that famous, I can have him all to myself.

Considering I’m known as the just-in-case girl, it would be severely impossible for me to actually pick out 4 objects that I would not leave without. I will try my best to, so first will be my mobile phone. As technology would have it, it would be quite hard to live without it. Water is a must wherever I am or whatever I’m going to do and where water is concern it’s tied to tissue paper. What if you’re out in the middle of nowhere and you wanted to shit? No water and no tissue paper equals chaos. The final item of choice will be a notebook and pencil. If I can’t remember visually then I might as well remember with the words I described.

Finally. The 4 gadgets I do not have which I quite like to have are - actually I have almost all of them already. But just to satisfy your curiousity, it will be a brand new laptop, a brand new digital camera, that Creative Zen 20GB and either an ice-cream maker or brand new oven for my baking. Ok, that’s five but so what I’m a non-conformist remember? I’d just like to break that rule of 4.

I don’t think I want to torture any 4 friends to do this meme this time.

I hope I cracked you up a little with my so-called non-conformist meme of 4. Some of them are the truth nothing else but the truth while others are just purely crap. Can you figure out which ones are or aren’t crap? Enjoy.

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