Fat Is…
March 30, 2006 | Category: Reflections & Musings
Once upon a time in a land called Malaysia, there were plenty of girls who could pass off as models or even an aneroxia stands in front of the mirror every morning and say to themselves, “Arggh! I look so fat! I need to go on a diet!”
Do these girls even know what it feels like to be fat?
Fat is when you have spare tyres around your waist that goes wobble wobble when you jump or run.
Fat is when you lift up your arms and see access flabs that also goes wobble wobble.
Fat is when you look down and can’t see your feet.
Fat is when you try to fit in to a pair of size 27 jeans when you’re actually size 32.
Fat is when you think pizza with extra cheese toppings should be your dinner everynight.
Fat is when you look 10 times bigger instead of 2 times bigger in a photo.
Fat is when the scales tell you it can’t breath when you’re on top.
Fat is when the car sinks to one side as you get in.
Fat is when unwanted lard peeks out of your jeans when you sit.
Fat is when you loath the sight of a gym.
Fat is when you’re too afraid to strip in a public shower.
Fat is when you constantly say you want to lose weight but never got around to do it.
Fat is when you sneak snacks into your bedroom every other night.
Fat is when the buffet is the ultimate place to get together with all your other fat friends.
Fat is when you feel guilty the next day for eating too much during your best friend’s wedding.
Fat is when how black is always your favourite color.
Fat is when no guys look your way twice.
Fat is when people think you should sign up as a sumo wrestler.
Fat is when you take almost half of the seat at the back of a car.
Fat is when you’re on your way to become obese.
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smashpOp
on March 30th, 2006fat.. sigh… loseeeeeeeeeeeee the fattt
alicia
on March 30th, 2006i can understand that..
Aida
on March 30th, 2006“Fat is when you try to fit in to a pair of size 27 jeans when you’re actually size 32.”
Oh I can sooo understand that.
She's Jess
on March 30th, 2006Why does fat exists? Oh well..
Ricky
on March 30th, 2006sumo wrestler! hmm….that is a good definition of fat
Dee
on March 31st, 2006smashpOp: Just trying to let ’some’ people know the general idea of really being fat.
alicia: good.
Aida: Everyone’s is in denial, obviously. bleargh.
She’s Jess: You’re asking me? ..?
Ricky: Anymore ideas?
Cheesecakeerian
on March 31st, 2006Fat is when you try to fit in to a pair of size 27 jeans when you’re actually size 32.
Fat is when you think pizza with extra cheese toppings should be your dinner everynight.(Make that 2 Burger King whoppers with cheese w/o pickles la =P)
Fat is when you loath the sight of a gym.
Fat is when you’re too afraid to strip in a public shower.
Fat is when you constantly say you want to lose weight but never got around to do it.
Fat is when you sneak snacks into your bedroom every other night.
Fat is when you feel guilty the next day for eating too much during your best friend’s wedding.
Yep, that’s me =/
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